For the love of Molossia and Cuba, ignore the stars.
You are just like P4P and Leah-the-red chick; I like your message behind this. I don't have a lot to say but I considered this the most mature way to not take a critique.
I know many artists need to be criticized in order to improve. However, they don't need copy pastas, hate, or asspattings of critiques. If they want to not accept a critique, they can act like they accepted it or simply ignore it. Really, no one will know what's on your mind unless you tell people.
Here is my experience as an art student: I receive too much asspattings, it bothers me sometimes. Sure, my art teacher points out my flaws and I accept it. I am alright with it.
You know what? I will make a comic about this because billboards and stamps are too mainstream.
TL;DR: This is the most mature way to not take a critique.